Should I use this eye cream that I just found in a travel toiletry bag I haven’t used since probably 2013?
On one hand, I wouldn’t let my son use something past the expiration date, so should I have the same standards for myself?
On the other, eye cream is stupidly expensive. Plus, the sales people who make the little samples for you at Sephora definitely know my face by now.
Does my hair look nice?
On one hand… It looks okay for the mommy of a two year old who can’t even pee by herself in peace.
On the other… I’m lucky I’m here and it’s clean.
Should I let my 2 year old lift up people’s shirts and blow raspberries on their stomach?
On one hand… it’s adorable!
On the other… it’s pretty invasive. I mean, as far as stuff 2 year olds can do to strangers.
Should I let my 2 year old lick my tongue?
On the one hand… It seems innocent and he’s just figuring stuff like tongues out.
On the other… it’s pretty gross.