A modern mystery

People vape.

At first only witnessing bizarre ads for vaping in the backs of magazines, I’ve now seen people vaping in real life –  on the Long Island Rail Road, the streets of New York City, cross-country flights, pushing baby carriages, and even in the pantheon of sophistication, Roosevelt Field Mall.  There are vape stores in most every shitty shopping center.

This is a thing that is truly mystifying to non-dbags.  I don’t have much more to say, only that seeing this trend rise like a poop-filled comet, I am absolutely mystified.

What will idiots think of next?


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